Chybové hlášky
aneb co Ti OS asi nenapíše:

• There is something rotten in your computer!
• Critical ERROR: Use hammer.
• Sad comand or file name
• Warning: Your monitor is RADIOACTIVE!
• Remove the CRT of monitor!
• Retry / Ahort / Cancer
• Rybie file not found
• Spermision denied
• Too money process
• Syntax horror
• ATENTION! RAM is write-protected!
• Memory failed. Use paper.
• File not pound
• File not found. Should I fake it?
• This hard disk is write only.
• Disk is write protectored
• Your hard disk went soft.
• Your Hard Disk is dead, but Eddie lives!
• How to double your hard disk drive space: Delete Windows!
• Segmentation fault, core jumped
• There isn't enough bathroom to copy
• WARNING! Smog in drive Q:.
• Warning: Too many floppies in one drive!
• Please insert the pysk is disk drive A:
• Insert hamburger in drive B:!
• You can't copy a file to yourself
• Cannot load COMMAND, system Alted!
• Sorry, your system is too dirty for me...
• Can't read the fdisk in drive B:
• ATENTION! High voltage on keyboard!
• Kiss my... (keyboard).
• Keyboard missing, press F13 to continue.
• Press ENTER to cry again, ESC to abort
• Formatting C: Press ENTER to proceed or ESC to proceed too
• Your hard disk has been formatted...
• File not found. Call Sherlock Holmes.
• File exists. Underwrite ?
• File is marked as delete-only.
• Error writing into stdout. Stdout is read only.
• REALITY.SYS corrupted - reboot Universe (y/n)?
• Virus DIR2-FAT found. Activate it ? [Y,n]
• OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it (y/n)?"
• All viruses found.
• XCOPY failed, please use XEROX for copy the diskette.
• All protective devices failed, call GhostBusters.
• ERROR!!! Press quickly ALT-CTRL-DEL!
• CTRL-ALT-DEL...v jednote je sila !
• External Error: INTELLIGENCE not found!
• Hit any user to continue
• Bad command or operator.
• Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE.
• This program is not good. Try another one.
• Do you speak in TurboPascal?
• Thisoriginlinecreatedusingpkzip1.10.
• Always make a backup copy of your sex partner!
• Proces husband killed. Widows'95 installed.
• Shut power down & press any key!