What does it mean - IBM?

• IBM - I Blame Microsoft.
• IBM - I Buy Macintosh
• IBM - I'll Buy Macintosh
• IBM - I've Been Mislead
• IBM - I've Been Moved
• IBM - I've Been Mugged
• IBM - Incontinent Bowel Movement
• IBM - Identical Blue Men
• IBM - Idiotic Bit Masher
• IBM - Idiots Become Managers
• IBM - Idiots Built Me
• IBM - Idiots Buy Me
• IBM - Ignorant Buttfucking Morons
• IBM - Incompatible Business Machines
• IBM - Incredibly Boring Machine
• IBM - Inferior, But Marketable
• IBM - Infernal Bloody Monopoly
• IBM - Institute of Black Magic
• IBM - Intercourse Beats Masturbation
• IBM - Internal Beaurocratic Mess
• IBM - International Brotherhood of Magicians
• IBM - Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
• IBM - It'll Be Messy
• IBM - It's Backwards, Man
• IBM - It's Being Mended.
• IBM - It's Better Manually
• IBM - Itty Bitty Machines
• IBM - Itty Bitty Morons
• IBM - Incompatible Business Machine
• IBM compatible - IBM contemptible

• "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
• "User" is a four letter word.
• Dog's life ain't fun.
• A fool and his money are sysop material.
• Avoid hangovers: Stay drunken.
• Be a hero: Give blood.
• Blow your mind... Smoke gunpowder.
• Daddy, what does FDISK do?
• Design flaws travel in groups.
• Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
• Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.
• Fammi scendere, Max.
• God is real... unless declared integer.
• Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
• Happiness is a warm boot.
• Health is simply the slowest way to die.
• Hm, what's this red button fo÷ª¹Ù~þí NO CARRIER
• How to double your hard drive space: Delete Windows.
• I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now.
• I'm not illiterate -- my parents were married.
• I don't say much but I make a big noise.
• Illiterates do it without caps.
• It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
• Junk: Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep.
• Keyboard missing, press F13 to continue.
• Look at the bugs and be happy.
• My other computer is an Ono Sendai.
• Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
• Nothing ain't worth nothing but it's free.
• OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]"
• Putt knot yore trussed inn spall chequers!
• Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
• REALITY.SYS corrupted -- reboot Universe [Y,n]?
• Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
• Sex is natural, but not if it's done right.
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
• Television is democracy at its ugliest.
• Thisoriginlinecreatedusingpkzip1.10
• Undocumented features will rule the Earth!
• We now return to our regularly scheduled mail war.
• We want the world and we want it now.
• What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
• Wherever you go, there you are.
• Which is better: CP/M 2.2 or OS/2 2.0?
• You can'thave your cake and eat it too.
• Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong.
• We all live in a yellow subroutine.
• Too young disk in drive A: !
• Warning : Your monitor is RADIOACTIVE !
• Insert hamburger in drive B: !
• Sorry, your system is too dirty for me ...
• Fuck your secretary, not me !
• Kiss my ... (keyboard) !
• Insert tractor toilet paper into printer !
• Microsoft Mouse : Beware of cats !
• Bad command or operator.
• Warning : Too many floppies in one drive !
• Your hard disk has been formatted ...
• There is something rotten in your computer !
• External Error : INTELLIGENCE not found !
• Always make a backup copy of your sex partner !
• ERROR !!! Press quickly ALT-CTRL-DEL !
• Critical ERROR : Use hammer.
• Insert floppy disc in drive D:
• Do you speak in TurboPascal ?
• Sorry, but ... do you have a brain ?!?
• Your Hard Disc is dead, but Eddie lives!
• Remove the CRT of monitor !
• ATENTION ! RAM is write - protected!!!
• Eddie lives...allready in this time !
• Shut power down & press any key !
• All protective devices failed, call GhostBusters
• ATENTION!: High voltage on keyboard !
• Close eyes for safety reasons.
• All viruses found.
• Your mouse is hungry!
• Memory failed. Use paper.
• All rights released.
• This Hard disk is write only.
• WARNING ! Smog in drive Q:
• Your Hard disk went soft.
• Your coprocessor needs a bath !
• This program is not good. Try another one.
• File not found - Should I fake it ?