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Why beer is better than women ============================= 1. You can enjoy a beer all month long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer. 4. Your beer will always patiently wait for you while you play softball. 5. When your beer goes flat you toss it. 6. Beer is never late. 7. Hangovers go away. 8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 9. Beer labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer. 11. After you had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents. 12. A beer won't get upset if you come home with the smell of beer on your breath. 13. Beer never has a headache. 14. If you pour a beer right you'll always get good health. 15. You can have more than one beer a night and need not feel guilty. 16. A beer always goes down easy. 17. You can share a beer with your friends. 18. You always know you are the first to pop a beer. 19. A beer is always wet. 20. Beer doesn't demand equality. 21. You can have a beer in public. 22. A beer doesn't care when you come. 23. A frigid beer is a good beer. 24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes.

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