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THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS
as you've NEVER seen them before!
by
Spectra
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(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³W---³³ * ³³w---³³ * ³³V---³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ ³ ³³O / ³ ³³O ³ ³³O / ³ =#>-+³O
* ³³,---³³ * ³³@\--³³ ³³,---³³ * ³³,----³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ ³ ³³ \ )*)(\/* / * / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * \ ³³³/)³/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/³(/)(/\/(,,/ \)³(/\/³)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) ³ (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o³ ³³ * ooooooooo o o³ ³³ / ³³
³³----³³ ooooooooooooo ³³----³³>==/-----³³
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ ³ ³³ * ³--³ .
* ³³----³³
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ³³----³³ *
/-------\/ *-------\/ ³³ ³ /
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ /\-------/
* ³³----³³ / ³³----³³ (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) __---__(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ /³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³___-³³ * ³³_____-³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow\011 Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
Arriving at ISU After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (XX)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\ __
/ \ ³³
(__) (__) \ / (_³³_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / S / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³___/ S * ³³----³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /³ ³/ ³
³ ==$ ³³ / ³ [) ³³
³³----³³ * ³³----³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Caesar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ ³ ³³V ³ ³
* ³³----³³ ³³------³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolitle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ (oo)
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ ³³ ³ \/ / ³ ³ \/ ³ / ³³ ³ \/
/ ³³ ³³³³ \ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ / ³³ ³³³³
* ³³³³-----³³³³ *³ ³ ³-----³ ³ ³ * ³³³³-----³³³³
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
O__O \_³_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / ³ ³³ /³ ³\
^^^^^ * ³³----³³ ^ ³ ³ ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== ³ ³
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
____
(____)
(__) .xxxx.
(oo) '(oo)`
/-------\/ /-----'-\/ `
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³================>
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³ (~)
~~ ~~ ~~ ~
Holy Cow Moo-ammar Cowdafi
armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ ³ ³³O / ³ O~ ³³O
* ³³,---³³ * ³³,---³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
*
\
\
³\ (__)
\ ³ \ (__) (DD)
\\³³ \(oo) /-------\/
\³³\ \\/ / ³ ³³_\_/
^^ \³³ * ³³----³
\\ ³³ ^^ ^
\\³³ Cow chugging brews and staring at
\³³ sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
^^
\\_
\_ / / / / / / / / / / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______ / /
( @@@ ) / / / / ³ \ / /
( @@ ) (-------------) / / / (__)³ / /
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) / / / (oo)³ / /
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) /-------\/ ³
/--UU--\/ (_____________) / ³ ³³^_³
/ ³ ³³ * ³³----³
* ³³---³³ ^^ ^
^^ ^^ Cow sheltering from English Weather
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \³ ³ /
/ ³ ³³ +--------+
* ³³----³³
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o
³__³ (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Bill Bixby Bela Lugosi Boris Karloff Claude Rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx³xxxx
xxxxxxx³xxxxxxx
³
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ ³ ³// / ³ ³³ ³³ ³ \
* ³³----³ * ³³----³³ ³³----³³ *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/____/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /³ ___ \/ /____/
/ ³ x=a(b)³³ / ³ { }³³ *----/\
* ³³------³³ * ³³{___}³³ / \
^^ ^^ ³³-----³³ / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
³ [---]
³ ³
³ ³ ³------========³
/----³---³ \ ³ **** ³=======³
/___/___\___\ o ³ **** ³=======³
³ ³ ___³ ³==============³
³ ³ ___ {(__)} ³==============³
\------------/ []( )={(oo)} ³==============³
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } ³
------------------- / ³ NASA ³==== ³
³ ³ * ³³------³³-----^
------------------- ^^ ^ ³
/ / \ \
/ ---- \ This cow jumped over the Moon
^^ ^^
(__) "I have this recurring dream
([][]) about golden arches.".. (__)
__\/_--U ^ :..("")
/\ \__ //\ ____\_____\/ //
/\\\ / / // \\/ \____/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // /-/__________/ //
\\\____/--\-- =======/==============//
/====== \/ // / \\
*_/ / \ /^ // \\
/ \ ^
Psycowlogist and patient
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (___)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) (o o)
*-----\_______\/\/ \ /
^________/ --- \______^ \--O--/
^---------\ \S/ /\_____^ // -----\
\______/ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\_____\\//
It's a bird... \__/
It's a plane... //\\ The Boss
// \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
______________________________ ==================
³ ³-------------³ H H
³ ³ ________ ³ H (__) H
³ COWNTY ³ ³ (³__³) ³ ³ H (oo) H __
³ JAIL ³ ³ ³oo³ ³ ³ H / \/ \ H / \
³ ³ ³__³\/³__³ ³ H ³ ³ ³ ³ H ³ STOP ³
³ ³ o ³ H D===b=----- H \ __ /
³ ³ ^ ³ H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ³³
³ ³ ] ³ H H ³³
³______________³_____________³ H H ³³
H H ³³
H H ³³
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( ³ // )
³ ³ (__)
³ ³ (oo) (__)
³ ³ ----\/ ________(oo)_______
³ ³ ³³ ( _)___________(__) )
**³ ³ ---³³ \_______________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
\ ³ / ___________
____________ \ \_# / ³ ___ ³ _________
³ ³ \ #/ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ = = = = ³
³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \\# ³ ³`V'³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ \# // ³ --- ___ ³ ³ ³ ³³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³ ³ #_// ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ \\ #_/____ __ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \\# / / \ ³ --- ³ ³ ³
³ ³ \# ³+ ++³ ³ ³ ³^^^^^^³ ³ ³ ³ ³³ ³ ³
³ ³ \# ³+ ++³ ³ ³ ³^^^^^^³ ³ ³ ³ ³³ ³ ³
^^^³ (^^^^^) ³^^^^^#^³ H ³_ ³^³ ³ ³³³³ ³ ³^^^^^^³ ³
³ ( ³³³ ) ³ # ^^^^^^ ³ ³ ³³³³ ³ ³ ³ ³³³³³³³ ³
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ ³ ³ ³³³³ ³ ³ ³ ³³³³³³³ ³
`V'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ³ ³³³³³³³ ³
³³ ³`. ( )
(__) (__) /---V
(oo) (oo) * ³ ³
/-------\/ \/--------\
/ ³ ³³ ³³______³ \
* ³³W---³³ ³³ ³³ *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__)
\\(oo) (__)
/-----\\\/ (\/)
/ ³ (##) /-------\/
* ³³----³³" / ³ ³³
^^ ^^ * ³³----³³
~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ ³ 666 ³³ / ³=====³³ / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__)
(OO) (__)
/-'''''-\/ (oo)
/ ³'''''³³ /-------------------\/
* ³³''''³³ / ³ ³³
^^ ^^ * ³³----------------³³
^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / /
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ (__)
/ (oo) / / /--------(oo)
\ /-------\/ \ \ / ³ ³( )
/ / ³ ³³ / / * ³³---- ³³()
\ \ * ³³----³³ \ \ ³³ ³³
/ / ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^
Cow in Heat Cow Chewing Marbles
(___)
(o o)
/------\ / (__) (__)
/ O (oo) (oo)
³ /----\----\/ /-------\/
/\oo===³ / ³³ / ³ ³³
³ ³³ *³³^-----³³ * OO----OO
* ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in the Act low rider cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ __\___\/ *+-------\/
/ ³ ³³ /³ ³³ ³³______³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ³³----³³
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \_³³_/
(oo) (oo) (*³³*)
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\³³/
/ ³ ³³ / ³³ / ³ ³³
* ³³------------³³ *-³³----³³ * ³³----³³
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³ *
³ ³ (__) ³ ³ \ (__)
³ ³ (oo) ³ ³ \ (oo)
³ ³ /-------\/ ³ ³ ----------\/--
³ ³ / ³ ³³ ³ ³ ----³ ³---
³ ³ * ³³----³³ ³ ³ -------
³ \_______^^____^^____ ³ \____________
³ ___________________ ³ ____________
³ / ³ /
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
/ \ / \
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ \____________________
³ ____________________
³ /
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
³ ³ (__)
³ ³ *---------(..)
³ ³ ^^----^^\/
/ \
Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
. .
/\ : (__)
. / \ . . : (xx)
/ \ * : __------\/
/ \ . * : * ³³____³³
³ (__) ³ . ** : / ³ ³\
/³ (oo) ³\ ** :
. / ³ /\/\ ³ \ . .* :
/ ³=³==³=³ \ . . * : Hamburger
. / ³ ³ ³ ³ \ :
. / USA ³ ^³³^ ³NASA \ :
³______³ ^^ ³______³ . :
(__³³__) . : * (__)
/_\ /_\ : \ (oo)
. !!! !!! . : \-------\/
. : 8-³ ³³
. : ³³----³³
The cow that jumped over the moon. : ^^ ^^
Flying cow
...---...
../ / ³ \ \..
./ / / ³ \ \ \.
/ / / ³ \ \ \
/ / / ³ \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ ³ /
\ ³ /
\ ³ /
\ ³ /
\ ³ /
\ ³ /
\ ³ /
\ ³ /
\ ³ /
\ ³ /(__)
\³/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ ³ ³³ ³³
* ³³-++-³³
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..---..
/ \
³ RIP ³ (__)
³ ³ (oo)
³ ³ /-------\/
³ ³ / ³ ³³
³ ³ * ³³----³³
³ ³ ^^ ^^
³ ³
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\////////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ ³ ³ ³ ³³
* ³³-+ +-³³
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(---)
( )
/-----\
³ ³ (___)
³ ³ ³ (o o)
³ ³ ³ (-----) \ /
³ ³ ³ / / \
³ * ³ * ³ O ³
³ ³ -----
^^ ^^
Coward Phone Bull
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ ³ ³³
* ³³----³³
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ ³ ³³ -^^- ³³ ³ \
* ³³---- -^^- ----³³ *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ ³ ³³ ³³ ³ \
* ³³----³³ ³³----³³ *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's troupe of performing cows
(__) _--------_
(oo) ³__________³ BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX
/ ³ 007 ³³ __________ MAC
* ³³----³³ ³_ _³
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy cow after having met previous cow
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /³ /³/³_ ³ /³
/ \/ / / _ / ³ ³ ³ ³
/ _\===^ ____\_____/___ ³_____³_³
*___³__/ ³/\ (___________(__) //³³ ³³
^ ^ * WW WW
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
______ ³+++++³
³++++³ ____ ____ ³+++++³
³++++³ ³++ ______________________ ³++++³ ³+++++³
³++++³ ³++/ / ( ) \ \ ³++++³ ³+++++³ __
³ ³ ³+³ ³ -oo- ³ \______ ³++++³ ³+++++³ ³++³
-----(__)--³ \__\/ _(__)_ \---------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________³ (oo) \ ³ __
³ _/\_³ ³ M O O - B U S T E R S³__\/\ /³ ³ /oo³ - Bleaurgh!
³-³ \\____ ------ )_ /³ /\
-³_ \_³-_³^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ O _³ * \/ *
\ ³ __________________________________/
³ W³ \ \_/ /------------------\ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call ...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(OO) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ (----------)
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow Cow after pulling an all-nighter
(winking)
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ ³ ³³\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
// ³³----³³\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking
(__)
(oo) (__) * (__)
\/ (oo) ³ (oo)
____³ \____ /-------\/(___ o=o=o=³------\/
---/ --** / ³ / ³ ³
*____/ ³___// * ³³----³³ ³³----³³
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
________________ (__) (__) (__) (__)
³ E.T.'S ³ (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
³ USED ³ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
³ COWS ³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³
³______________³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
³³ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
_______³³________
³ EASY CREDIT ³
³_______________³ (__) (__) (__) (__)
³³ (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
³³ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³
³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
³³ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
(__)
(__) (oo) (__)
(oo) /\/ (oo)
/-------\/ /--/-- \/-----
/ ³ ³³ / ³ `-. / ³ `-.
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Cow-wertible . . .
(__)
*_ *_ ( oo *_
\ (__) \ /\/ \ (__)
\.----( oo______ \.-/----.______ \. ( oo___\____
³³____\/______ \ ³³___________ \ ³³_\/________ \
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cowvette Cowvertible (of cowrse)
* (___) * (___) (__)
\ (o o) \ (o o) (oo)
\-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ______________
³ ³³O ³ ³³O / ³ ³³_³/ O______________
³³,---³³ ³³,---³³ * ³³----³ --
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~
Twins Cow Catcher
(__) ? ?
(__) [@@] (__) (__)
(oo) <=³~~³=> ? (oo) ? ³\/³(oo)
/-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--³ \--\/
/ ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³
* ³³----³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
~~ ~~ * ³³------³³ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow Bird
Cow Cow
_ _ (__) (__)
/ \/ \(oo) (oo)
/- \/ /------³³³³³³
/ ³ ³³ / ³ UX` \³³/
* ³³----³³ * ³³----³³
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Abu Al-Hassan's Cow Serghey's Cow
o==+--
³ ³\ \
³ ³ \ \ ______________
³ \ \ \ ³ ³
³ \ \ \ ³ +--------+ ³
³ \ \ \ ³ ³ (__) ³ ³
³ \ \ \³ ³ (oo) ³ ³
³ \ \ ³ ³\ .\/. ³ ³
³ \ \³ ³o\/ \³ ³
/---\ \ ³ ³³ ³ ³
/ \ \³ +--------+ ³
³ ³ ³ ³
\ / ³ ³
\---/ ³ ³
³ ³
³ ³
----------------------
( )
----------------------
Cow-struction worker.
³
/---\
: = :
`' : :
';,..':';..," : :---\
..,,,',.',::;,..,.,.,.,,.,.'';;:`: : ³
Cow Town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
------------------- !
!
~
/ \
/___\
³= =³
³ ³ Hey diddle diddle
³ ³ The cat and the fiddle
³ ³ The cow blew up on the
ROCKET, ³ ³ launch pad...
TAKING OFF ³ ³
TOTALLY \\ ³ ³
OBLIVIOUS TO ³³³> ³ ³
THE FACT THAT // ³ ³
THERE IS A ³ ³
COW ON THE ³ ³
LAUNCH PAD ³ ³
³ ³
/³##!##³\
/ ³##!##³ \
/ ³##!##³ \
³ / ~ ³ ~ \ ³
³ / ( ³ ) \ ³
³/ ( ³ ) \³
(( ))
(( : ))
(( : ))
(( ))
(( ))
( ) *
. *
.
_ _
\\ *= //
* \\ //
Cow blowing *=
up, on the * * *
launch pad (__)
* * * -(oo)
/ / *= *= *BOOM * ()
/ / *= * * * ==*
_____________________________________________ \\
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Side Front Side Back (___) Where's all the bulls!
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( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) \\/ O \//
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caw-log is missing....
Amicalement
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TO psani byla pekelna cinnost, prosim vsechny,
aby vytvoru venovali velkou pozornost a uctili minutou ticha moji
keyboard, ktera je uz tak zrala na recyklaci. (budu muset nafasovat
novou) Pripadne chyby si opravte. Rozsirujte dal.
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