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================================================================================ THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS as you've NEVER seen them before! by Spectra ================================================================================ (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³W---³³ * ³³w---³³ * ³³V---³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / ³ ³³O / ³ ³³O ³ ³³O / ³ =#>-+³O * ³³,---³³ * ³³@\--³³ ³³,---³³ * ³³,----³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / ³ ³³ \ )*)(\/* / * / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * \ ³³³/)³/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/³(/)(/\/(,,/ \)³(/\/³)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) ³ (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o³ ³³ * ooooooooo o o³ ³³ / ³³ ³³----³³ ooooooooooooo ³³----³³>==/-----³³ ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / ³ ³³ * ³--³ . * ³³----³³ ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ³³----³³ * /-------\/ *-------\/ ³³ ³ / / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ /\-------/ * ³³----³³ / ³³----³³ (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) __---__(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ /³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³___-³³ * ³³_____-³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow\011 Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Arriving at ISU After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (XX) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ ³³ (__) (__) \ / (_³³_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / S / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³___/ S * ³³----³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /³ ³/ ³ ³ ==$ ³³ / ³ [) ³³ ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Caesar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / ³ ³³V ³ ³ * ³³----³³ ³³------³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolitle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ (oo) * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³---\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / ³³ ³ \/ / ³ ³ \/ ³ / ³³ ³ \/ / ³³ ³³³³ \ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ / ³³ ³³³³ * ³³³³-----³³³³ *³ ³ ³-----³ ³ ³ * ³³³³-----³³³³ /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight O__O \_³_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / ³ ³³ /³ ³\ ^^^^^ * ³³----³³ ^ ³ ³ ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== ³ ³ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) ____ (____) (__) .xxxx. (oo) '(oo)` /-------\/ /-----'-\/ ` / ³ ³³ / ³ ³================> * ³³----³³ * ³³----³ (~) ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ Holy Cow Moo-ammar Cowdafi armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / ³ ³³O / ³ O~ ³³O * ³³,---³³ * ³³,---³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull * \ \ ³\ (__) \ ³ \ (__) (DD) \\³³ \(oo) /-------\/ \³³\ \\/ / ³ ³³_\_/ ^^ \³³ * ³³----³ \\ ³³ ^^ ^ \\³³ Cow chugging brews and staring at \³³ sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale ^^ \\_ \_ / / / / / / / / / / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / _______ / / ( @@@ ) / / / / ³ \ / / ( @@ ) (-------------) / / / (__)³ / / @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) / / / (oo)³ / / @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) /-------\/ ³ /--UU--\/ (_____________) / ³ ³³^_³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³ * ³³---³³ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ Cow sheltering from English Weather (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \³ ³ / / ³ ³³ +--------+ * ³³----³³ ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas o o ³__³ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Bill Bixby Bela Lugosi Boris Karloff Claude Rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx³xxxx xxxxxxx³xxxxxxx ³ // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / ³ ³// / ³ ³³ ³³ ³ \ * ³³----³ * ³³----³³ ³³----³³ * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/____/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /³ ___ \/ /____/ / ³ x=a(b)³³ / ³ { }³³ *----/\ * ³³------³³ * ³³{___}³³ / \ ^^ ^^ ³³-----³³ / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o ³ [---] ³ ³ ³ ³ ³------========³ /----³---³ \ ³ **** ³=======³ /___/___\___\ o ³ **** ³=======³ ³ ³ ___³ ³==============³ ³ ³ ___ {(__)} ³==============³ \------------/ []( )={(oo)} ³==============³ \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } ³ ------------------- / ³ NASA ³==== ³ ³ ³ * ³³------³³-----^ ------------------- ^^ ^ ³ / / \ \ / ---- \ This cow jumped over the Moon ^^ ^^ (__) "I have this recurring dream ([][]) about golden arches.".. (__) __\/_--U ^ :..("") /\ \__ //\ ____\_____\/ // /\\\ / / // \\/ \____/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // /-/__________/ // \\\____/--\-- =======/==============// /====== \/ // / \\ *_/ / \ /^ // \\ / \ ^ Psycowlogist and patient \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (___) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) (o o) *-----\_______\/\/ \ / ^________/ --- \______^ \--O--/ ^---------\ \S/ /\_____^ // -----\ \______/ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \_____\\// It's a bird... \__/ It's a plane... //\\ The Boss // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ ______________________________ ================== ³ ³-------------³ H H ³ ³ ________ ³ H (__) H ³ COWNTY ³ ³ (³__³) ³ ³ H (oo) H __ ³ JAIL ³ ³ ³oo³ ³ ³ H / \/ \ H / \ ³ ³ ³__³\/³__³ ³ H ³ ³ ³ ³ H ³ STOP ³ ³ ³ o ³ H D===b=----- H \ __ / ³ ³ ^ ³ H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ³³ ³ ³ ] ³ H H ³³ ³______________³_____________³ H H ³³ H H ³³ H H ³³ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( ³ // ) ³ ³ (__) ³ ³ (oo) (__) ³ ³ ----\/ ________(oo)_______ ³ ³ ³³ ( _)___________(__) ) **³ ³ ---³³ \_______________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ ³ / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / ³ ___ ³ _________ ³ ³ \ #/ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ = = = = ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \\# ³ ³`V'³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \# // ³ --- ___ ³ ³ ³ ³³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ #_// ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \\ #_/____ __ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \\# / / \ ³ --- ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \# ³+ ++³ ³ ³ ³^^^^^^³ ³ ³ ³ ³³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \# ³+ ++³ ³ ³ ³^^^^^^³ ³ ³ ³ ³³ ³ ³ ^^^³ (^^^^^) ³^^^^^#^³ H ³_ ³^³ ³ ³³³³ ³ ³^^^^^^³ ³ ³ ( ³³³ ) ³ # ^^^^^^ ³ ³ ³³³³ ³ ³ ³ ³³³³³³³ ³ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ ³ ³ ³³³³ ³ ³ ³ ³³³³³³³ ³ `V'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ³ ³³³³³³³ ³ ³³ ³`. ( ) (__) (__) /---V (oo) (oo) * ³ ³ /-------\/ \/--------\ / ³ ³³ ³³______³ \ * ³³W---³³ ³³ ³³ * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) \\(oo) (__) /-----\\\/ (\/) / ³ (##) /-------\/ * ³³----³³" / ³ ³³ ^^ ^^ * ³³----³³ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / ³ 666 ³³ / ³=====³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (OO) (__) /-'''''-\/ (oo) / ³'''''³³ /-------------------\/ * ³³''''³³ / ³ ³³ ^^ ^^ * ³³----------------³³ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / * / / \ \ (__) \ \ (__) / (oo) / / /--------(oo) \ /-------\/ \ \ / ³ ³( ) / / ³ ³³ / / * ³³---- ³³() \ \ * ³³----³³ \ \ ³³ ³³ / / ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ Cow in Heat Cow Chewing Marbles (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / O (oo) (oo) ³ /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===³ / ³³ / ³ ³³ ³ ³³ *³³^-----³³ * OO----OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in the Act low rider cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ __\___\/ *+-------\/ / ³ ³³ /³ ³³ ³³______³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ³³----³³ OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_³³_/ (oo) (oo) (*³³*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\³³/ / ³ ³³ / ³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³------------³³ *-³³----³³ * ³³----³³ OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ * ³ ³ (__) ³ ³ \ (__) ³ ³ (oo) ³ ³ \ (oo) ³ ³ /-------\/ ³ ³ ----------\/-- ³ ³ / ³ ³³ ³ ³ ----³ ³--- ³ ³ * ³³----³³ ³ ³ ------- ³ \_______^^____^^____ ³ \____________ ³ ___________________ ³ ____________ ³ / ³ / ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \____________________ ³ ____________________ ³ / ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ (__) ³ ³ *---------(..) ³ ³ ^^----^^\/ / \ Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt. . . /\ : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ * : __------\/ / \ . * : * ³³____³³ ³ (__) ³ . ** : / ³ ³\ /³ (oo) ³\ ** : . / ³ /\/\ ³ \ . .* : / ³=³==³=³ \ . . * : Hamburger . / ³ ³ ³ ³ \ : . / USA ³ ^³³^ ³NASA \ : ³______³ ^^ ³______³ . : (__³³__) . : * (__) /_\ /_\ : \ (oo) . !!! !!! . : \-------\/ . : 8-³ ³³ . : ³³----³³ The cow that jumped over the moon. : ^^ ^^ Flying cow ...---... ../ / ³ \ \.. ./ / / ³ \ \ \. / / / ³ \ \ \ / / / ³ \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ ³ / \ ³ / \ ³ / \ ³ / \ ³ / \ ³ / \ ³ / \ ³ / \ ³ / \ ³ /(__) \³/ (oo) /---++--\/ / ³ ³³ ³³ * ³³-++-³³ ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. / \ ³ RIP ³ (__) ³ ³ (oo) ³ ³ /-------\/ ³ ³ / ³ ³³ ³ ³ * ³³----³³ ³ ³ ^^ ^^ ³ ³ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\//////////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / ³ ³ ³ ³³ * ³³-+ +-³³ ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (---) ( ) /-----\ ³ ³ (___) ³ ³ ³ (o o) ³ ³ ³ (-----) \ / ³ ³ ³ / / \ ³ * ³ * ³ O ³ ³ ³ ----- ^^ ^^ Coward Phone Bull (__) (oo) /-------\/ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / ³ ³³ -^^- ³³ ³ \ * ³³---- -^^- ----³³ * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / ³ ³³ ³³ ³ \ * ³³----³³ ³³----³³ * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) ³__________³ BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX / ³ 007 ³³ __________ MAC * ³³----³³ ³_ _³ ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy cow after having met previous cow (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /³ /³/³_ ³ /³ / \/ / / _ / ³ ³ ³ ³ / _\===^ ____\_____/___ ³_____³_³ *___³__/ ³/\ (___________(__) //³³ ³³ ^ ^ * WW WW Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ______ ³+++++³ ³++++³ ____ ____ ³+++++³ ³++++³ ³++ ______________________ ³++++³ ³+++++³ ³++++³ ³++/ / ( ) \ \ ³++++³ ³+++++³ __ ³ ³ ³+³ ³ -oo- ³ \______ ³++++³ ³+++++³ ³++³ -----(__)--³ \__\/ _(__)_ \--------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________³ (oo) \ ³ __ ³ _/\_³ ³ M O O - B U S T E R S³__\/\ /³ ³ /oo³ - Bleaurgh! ³-³ \\____ ------ )_ /³ /\ -³_ \_³-_³^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ O _³ * \/ * \ ³ __________________________________/ ³ W³ \ \_/ /------------------\ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call ...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (OO) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ (----------) / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow Cow after pulling an all-nighter (winking) * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / ³ ³³\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ // ³³----³³\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) * (__) \/ (oo) ³ (oo) ____³ \____ /-------\/(___ o=o=o=³------\/ ---/ --** / ³ / ³ ³ *____/ ³___// * ³³----³³ ³³----³³ //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ________________ (__) (__) (__) (__) ³ E.T.'S ³ (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) ³ USED ³ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ ³ COWS ³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ ³______________³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ³³ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ _______³³________ ³ EASY CREDIT ³ ³_______________³ (__) (__) (__) (__) ³³ (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) ³³ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ³³ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ (__) (__) (oo) (__) (oo) /\/ (oo) /-------\/ /--/-- \/----- / ³ ³³ / ³ `-. / ³ `-. * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ OO OO OO OO OO OO Cow-wertible . . . (__) *_ *_ ( oo *_ \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) \.----( oo______ \.-/----.______ \. ( oo___\____ ³³____\/______ \ ³³___________ \ ³³_\/________ \ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO Cowvette Cowvertible (of cowrse) * (___) * (___) (__) \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ______________ ³ ³³O ³ ³³O / ³ ³³_³/ O______________ ³³,---³³ ³³,---³³ * ³³----³ -- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ Twins Cow Catcher (__) ? ? (__) [@@] (__) (__) (oo) <=³~~³=> ? (oo) ? ³\/³(oo) /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--³ \--\/ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ / ³ ³³ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ~~ ~~ * ³³------³³ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow Bird Cow Cow _ _ (__) (__) / \/ \(oo) (oo) /- \/ /------³³³³³³ / ³ ³³ / ³ UX` \³³/ * ³³----³³ * ³³----³³ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Abu Al-Hassan's Cow Serghey's Cow o==+-- ³ ³\ \ ³ ³ \ \ ______________ ³ \ \ \ ³ ³ ³ \ \ \ ³ +--------+ ³ ³ \ \ \ ³ ³ (__) ³ ³ ³ \ \ \³ ³ (oo) ³ ³ ³ \ \ ³ ³\ .\/. ³ ³ ³ \ \³ ³o\/ \³ ³ /---\ \ ³ ³³ ³ ³ / \ \³ +--------+ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ \ / ³ ³ \---/ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ---------------------- ( ) ---------------------- Cow-struction worker. ³ /---\ : = : `' : : ';,..':';..," : :---\ ..,,,',.',::;,..,.,.,.,,.,.'';;:`: : ³ Cow Town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. ------------------- ! ! ~ / \ /___\ ³= =³ ³ ³ Hey diddle diddle ³ ³ The cat and the fiddle ³ ³ The cow blew up on the ROCKET, ³ ³ launch pad... TAKING OFF ³ ³ TOTALLY \\ ³ ³ OBLIVIOUS TO ³³³> ³ ³ THE FACT THAT // ³ ³ THERE IS A ³ ³ COW ON THE ³ ³ LAUNCH PAD ³ ³ ³ ³ /³##!##³\ / ³##!##³ \ / ³##!##³ \ ³ / ~ ³ ~ \ ³ ³ / ( ³ ) \ ³ ³/ ( ³ ) \³ (( )) (( : )) (( : )) (( )) (( )) ( ) * . * . _ _ \\ *= // * \\ // Cow blowing *= up, on the * * * launch pad (__) * * * -(oo) / / *= *= *BOOM * () / / *= * * * ==* _____________________________________________ \\ =========================================== =* \\ // // !! \\ \\ // // ³³ \\ \\ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Side Front Side Back (___) Where's all the bulls! (o o) / (__) (__) (__) (__) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) \\/ O \// /\_³ /\/\ ³_/\ / \ \/³ ³\/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- caw-log is missing.... Amicalement ********************************************************************** TO psani byla pekelna cinnost, prosim vsechny, aby vytvoru venovali velkou pozornost a uctili minutou ticha moji keyboard, ktera je uz tak zrala na recyklaci. (budu muset nafasovat novou) Pripadne chyby si opravte. Rozsirujte dal. The End

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